1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,223 You don't need to be a hero here. 2 00:00:02,247 --> 00:00:03,914 ROBBER 2: Back up you two, back up. 3 00:00:03,948 --> 00:00:05,436 - ROBBER 1: Back up! - POLICE OFFICER: Alright everybody 4 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,460 hands up this is the police! 5 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,452 Hands up, hands up! Let's go, let's go! 6 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,721 Everybody be cool, be cool. 7 00:00:10,755 --> 00:00:12,289 - Karen? - Huh? 8 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:13,891 Is that you Karen? 9 00:00:13,925 --> 00:00:15,926 Monica Hicey? 10 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,628 - Hello! - What? 11 00:00:17,662 --> 00:00:19,163 MONICA: I know so good to see you. 12 00:00:19,197 --> 00:00:20,798 - Get out... - How long has it been? 13 00:00:20,832 --> 00:00:22,510 - KAREN: Like twenty years. - MONICA: Twenty years. 14 00:00:22,534 --> 00:00:23,801 This is my friend Sherry. 15 00:00:23,835 --> 00:00:25,679 KAREN: Yeah, we went to school together twenty years ago. 16 00:00:25,703 --> 00:00:27,971 - Nice to meet you. - Agent Cooper. 17 00:00:28,006 --> 00:00:29,606 How you been? 18 00:00:29,641 --> 00:00:31,275 Well, you know, I've been better. 19 00:00:31,309 --> 00:00:33,550 - KAREN: Yeah, yeah. - I've been better but, you know, 20 00:00:33,578 --> 00:00:35,623 I'm making... I'm just trying to make ends meet and everything. 21 00:00:35,647 --> 00:00:37,024 These are the guys from the, from the squad. 22 00:00:37,048 --> 00:00:38,615 - Lovely to meet you. - Yeah. 23 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:40,528 Sorry for busting in but I guess we got a job to do. 24 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:41,829 No problem you've got a job to do. 25 00:00:41,853 --> 00:00:43,454 Okay! Let's go, let's go everybody! 26 00:00:43,488 --> 00:00:45,689 Alright hands up, hands up, let's go, let's go. 27 00:00:45,723 --> 00:00:47,191 Come on everybody be cool. 28 00:00:47,225 --> 00:00:49,326 I don't want to hear another word. 29 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,805 Seriously though man, it was great to see you. 30 00:00:50,829 --> 00:00:52,506 - It was so good to see you. - We'll hang out. 31 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,574 Um, Facebook me. Facebook me. 32 00:00:53,598 --> 00:00:55,709 Oh yeah, I'm tight with her so we need the big guns on. 33 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:58,802 - There we go. - ("DANCING UNDERWATER" BY BRAVE SHORES) 34 00:00:58,837 --> 00:01:01,605 ? Me and my friends will spike the punch, ? 35 00:01:01,639 --> 00:01:04,007 ? Rolling in the party we'll start the fun 36 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:06,276 ? Get fancy ? 37 00:01:06,311 --> 00:01:07,644 ? Hey Hey ? 38 00:01:07,679 --> 00:01:10,447 ? There's no clouds its just the sun ? 39 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:13,484 ? Living in times that are meant for fun, yeah 40 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:19,323 ? Hold your breath a little longer ? 41 00:01:19,357 --> 00:01:22,659 ? Let's go dancing underwater ? 42 00:01:22,694 --> 00:01:25,729 ? Oh, oh, oh oh ? 43 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:31,401 (SOFT CLASSICAL INSTRUMENTAL) 44 00:01:31,436 --> 00:01:37,841 ? 45 00:01:37,876 --> 00:01:39,009 (TOOT) 46 00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:44,014 (SOFT CLASSICAL INSTRUMENTAL) 47 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:49,520 ? 48 00:01:49,554 --> 00:01:53,056 (CLEARS THROAT) 49 00:01:53,091 --> 00:01:56,026 (BRRING) 50 00:01:57,228 --> 00:01:59,730 Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it. 51 00:01:59,764 --> 00:02:01,565 Own it. 52 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:05,836 (SOFT CLASSICAL INSTRUMENTAL) 53 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:10,841 (CRESCENDOING CLASSICAL MUSIC) 54 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:13,010 ? 55 00:02:13,044 --> 00:02:14,178 Hey titties. 56 00:02:14,212 --> 00:02:17,080 Hey titty titty bounce bounce titty titty titty. 57 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:19,116 I'm going to put those tits on Reddit. 58 00:02:19,384 --> 00:02:22,352 Oh yeah, run big butt, run. 59 00:02:22,387 --> 00:02:25,222 I'd like to toss your salad sweet cheeks. 60 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:28,892 My lady. (LIPS SMACKING) 61 00:02:28,927 --> 00:02:30,360 Eat your clam moi. 62 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:31,528 Is it spring already? 63 00:02:31,563 --> 00:02:33,941 I didn't expect to see street harassers for another few weeks. 64 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:35,409 - Uh, they get earlier every year. - Yep. 65 00:02:35,433 --> 00:02:37,434 - It's global warming. - It's true. 66 00:02:37,468 --> 00:02:38,779 - Oh my god, TGIF, right. - Oh wow. 67 00:02:38,803 --> 00:02:41,071 TGIF, I mean, 5 o'clock couldn't come fast enough. 68 00:02:41,105 --> 00:02:42,306 Oh my god tell me about it. 69 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,440 You know what? 70 00:02:43,474 --> 00:02:45,252 Hey listen, I brought my car, do you want a lift home? 71 00:02:45,276 --> 00:02:47,655 Oh, I would love that, I just want to go home and get drunk. 72 00:02:47,679 --> 00:02:48,946 Oh tell me about it, right? 73 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,114 Uh, listen, I just got to pick up a file from Sheila 74 00:02:51,149 --> 00:02:53,260 - and I'll meet you downstairs. - Okay see you downstairs in about five. 75 00:02:53,284 --> 00:02:55,285 - Okay, see you in a second. - Yeah, sounds good. 76 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:01,358 Hey girl, you want a drive 77 00:03:01,392 --> 00:03:03,193 'cause I'm going right past your house. 78 00:03:03,228 --> 00:03:04,695 Oh sorry, I would love one, 79 00:03:04,729 --> 00:03:06,240 but Bethenny said she'd give me a ride. 80 00:03:06,264 --> 00:03:08,275 Well that's too bad 'cause I've got the heated seats 81 00:03:08,299 --> 00:03:09,933 make ya feel like you peed yourself. 82 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:11,802 Okay, ta, bye. 83 00:03:14,839 --> 00:03:17,608 (BETHENNY'S DISTANT CHATTER) 84 00:03:17,642 --> 00:03:19,076 Hey, uh, Bethenny? 85 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:20,944 Bethenny are we gonna... 86 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:24,281 Oh sorry, I'm just talking to Doug about Narcos. 87 00:03:24,315 --> 00:03:25,949 Alright. Okay, I'm coming. 88 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:30,454 - Okay, alright, where to? - WOMAN: Bloor and Palmerston. 89 00:03:30,488 --> 00:03:33,389 I just want to go home, kick off my shoes and have a big drink. 90 00:03:33,491 --> 00:03:36,630 Oh, I don't blame you. I will get you home in a flash. 91 00:03:36,631 --> 00:03:40,130 - Great. - Just as soon as we pick up my dry cleaning. 92 00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:41,999 Got to get that first, okay. 93 00:03:44,502 --> 00:03:45,502 There we go. 94 00:03:45,503 --> 00:03:49,640 Woo! Alright, now let's get you home. 95 00:03:49,674 --> 00:03:50,941 Awesome, thank you. 96 00:03:50,975 --> 00:03:54,678 BETHENNY: Okay. Right after I stop at the garden centre. 97 00:03:57,949 --> 00:04:00,917 I just have to give my mom her meds, thyroid, 98 00:04:00,952 --> 00:04:01,952 you know how it is. 99 00:04:01,953 --> 00:04:03,086 Anyway it'll be fast 100 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:06,256 unless she's having an episode. 101 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:08,592 An episode. Oh, um... 102 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:11,094 Look there is a police officer 103 00:04:11,129 --> 00:04:12,506 I just have to ask him a quick question, 104 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:13,630 you don't mind do you? 105 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:15,299 Now I'm just going to pull over here 106 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,867 and pick a radio station 107 00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:18,468 I cannot get one to work. 108 00:04:18,503 --> 00:04:20,304 It's voting day we gotta go in and vote. 109 00:04:20,338 --> 00:04:21,338 Shall we? 110 00:04:21,339 --> 00:04:22,639 - I voted at lunch. - Oh you did? 111 00:04:22,674 --> 00:04:24,018 Okay, you know what, it won't take me long 112 00:04:24,042 --> 00:04:26,043 it's usually not too busy right after work. 113 00:04:26,878 --> 00:04:28,211 It's when everybody goes. 114 00:04:28,246 --> 00:04:30,326 You don't mind that we're doubling back a bit do you? 115 00:04:30,808 --> 00:04:33,643 I forgot we were taking care of Luke's homeroom fish today. 116 00:04:34,579 --> 00:04:36,213 Oh sorry, one sec, 117 00:04:36,247 --> 00:04:37,647 I just have to pay my dealer. 118 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:39,983 Forgot my purse. 119 00:04:41,252 --> 00:04:43,620 You don't mind if I stop for a quick guitar lesson, do ya? 120 00:04:43,654 --> 00:04:45,422 (STAMMERING) I... I... I... 121 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:46,990 Got 'em. 122 00:04:47,024 --> 00:04:49,426 It's Luke's birthday tomorrow so I figured while I'm here 123 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:50,627 I may as well get the cake. 124 00:04:50,661 --> 00:04:52,095 Oh it doesn't say his name. 125 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,830 You... you gotta go back. 126 00:04:53,865 --> 00:04:55,132 I, you know. 127 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:57,701 Ugh, I hate left turns, it might take a while. 128 00:04:57,735 --> 00:04:59,046 Just have to make, like, one last stop. 129 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:00,303 WOMAN: Sure. 130 00:05:00,338 --> 00:05:02,082 No really I've just got to get some money from the bank, okay. 131 00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:04,074 I'll be back in a flash. Alright hold on for me. 132 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:05,609 - Whatever. - Okay, just a second. 133 00:05:05,643 --> 00:05:06,710 (ALARM RINGING) 134 00:05:06,744 --> 00:05:08,211 BETHENNY: Start the car! 135 00:05:08,246 --> 00:05:09,746 Start the fucking car! 136 00:05:09,781 --> 00:05:10,781 WOMAN: The car's running. 137 00:05:10,782 --> 00:05:12,416 BETHENNY: Gun it! Come on! 138 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:18,221 Oh my god, oh! Jesus. 139 00:05:18,256 --> 00:05:19,256 BETHENNY: Let's go, let's go! 140 00:05:19,257 --> 00:05:20,457 Are you for real? 141 00:05:20,491 --> 00:05:22,436 Okay, I'm going to get you home in like three to four years 142 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:24,671 - just as soon as the heat dies down, okay. - (SIRENS WAILING) 143 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:26,440 But first, um, we're going to stop at the disguise store. 144 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:27,464 Oh my god. 145 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:28,776 Okay, yeah, you're going to need an alias, 146 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,667 just got to get a beard or something. 147 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:33,670 (SIRENS WAILING) 148 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:38,608 (SOFT TRANQUIL MUSIC) 149 00:05:38,643 --> 00:05:40,110 Mom, I made you a drawing. 150 00:05:40,144 --> 00:05:41,978 MOM: Oh, that's beautiful. 151 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:46,850 Oh, that's going right on the fridge. 152 00:05:46,884 --> 00:05:48,151 Mhm. 153 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:56,793 Mhm. 154 00:05:57,695 --> 00:05:58,762 Yeah. 155 00:05:58,796 --> 00:06:00,363 I love your work, sweetie. 156 00:06:01,365 --> 00:06:03,433 If you're gonna commandeer a vehicle 157 00:06:03,468 --> 00:06:04,935 for a high speed chase, 158 00:06:04,969 --> 00:06:07,003 try not to make it a school bus! 159 00:06:07,038 --> 00:06:08,232 - It's bad. - You know how many phone calls 160 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:10,451 I got this morning? And then you crash into the orphanage! 161 00:06:10,475 --> 00:06:11,785 SITTING OFFICER: He's gotta fire her this time. 162 00:06:11,809 --> 00:06:13,009 And if he doesn't 163 00:06:13,044 --> 00:06:15,155 I'm requesting a transfer 'cause I can't take it anymore. 164 00:06:15,179 --> 00:06:17,514 (HUSHED TONES AND SHUSHING) 165 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:18,548 Hi. 166 00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:19,793 Hey Alison, how did it go in there? 167 00:06:19,817 --> 00:06:21,462 Did he take your gun and your badge and everything? 168 00:06:21,486 --> 00:06:23,620 Ooh, I can help you clean out your desk. 169 00:06:23,654 --> 00:06:25,355 He's giving me another chance. 170 00:06:25,389 --> 00:06:27,324 Oh, come on, how is that even possible? 171 00:06:27,358 --> 00:06:28,558 Yay! 172 00:06:28,593 --> 00:06:29,837 STANDING OFFICER: How can the Chief not fire you, 173 00:06:29,861 --> 00:06:31,361 you never follow regulations, 174 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:32,496 you're always going rogue. 175 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:33,530 ALISON: Oh I don't know, 176 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:36,500 I think there's just something about me. 177 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:38,111 SITTING OFFICER: We're going to need you to stop going rogue. 178 00:06:38,135 --> 00:06:40,047 OFFICER IN WHITE: Yeah if you hadn't gone rogue in the Calhoun case 179 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:41,582 that informant's dog would still be alive. 180 00:06:41,606 --> 00:06:43,840 Oh stop it you. 181 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,842 I just thought that silly little dog. 182 00:06:45,877 --> 00:06:47,244 I thought it was a bomb, 183 00:06:47,278 --> 00:06:49,045 what are you telling me that 184 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,847 you've never made a drunken mistake? 185 00:06:50,882 --> 00:06:52,382 No not on the job Alison, 186 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:53,583 I don't drink on the job. 187 00:06:53,618 --> 00:06:54,918 - You don't? - CHIEF: Alison! 188 00:06:54,952 --> 00:06:56,396 It's a major drug bust going down tonight 189 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,121 - I want you to lead it. - Thank you. 190 00:06:58,155 --> 00:06:59,990 - What? - For real? 191 00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:01,892 Hey, what can I tell ya, 192 00:07:01,926 --> 00:07:03,203 there's just something about her. 193 00:07:03,227 --> 00:07:05,362 Come on Chief this is BS! 194 00:07:05,396 --> 00:07:07,497 Chief that's not fair, 195 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:09,366 Alison never follows the rules. 196 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,667 She's always going rogue 197 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:12,669 and yet you give her all the best cases. 198 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:14,671 Why are the rules different for her? 199 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:16,573 You heard the Chief, I don't know. 200 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:19,409 I think there's just, oh, 201 00:07:19,443 --> 00:07:20,443 something about me. 202 00:07:20,444 --> 00:07:21,511 Like what is it about her? 203 00:07:21,546 --> 00:07:24,347 (ANGRY VOICES IN UNISON) 204 00:07:24,382 --> 00:07:26,416 CHIEF: Hey. Hey. Hey! 205 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,451 That's enough! Calm down! 206 00:07:29,554 --> 00:07:31,388 Do I have to remind you all 207 00:07:31,422 --> 00:07:32,856 that back in the day 208 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:35,425 I used to let you all go rogue? 209 00:07:35,459 --> 00:07:37,093 - And then you... - Yeah? 210 00:07:37,128 --> 00:07:39,729 CHIEF: Cut your hair and you stopped wearing makeup 211 00:07:39,764 --> 00:07:40,964 and youand you... 212 00:07:41,599 --> 00:07:44,634 you started wearing pants with an elastic waistband. 213 00:07:44,669 --> 00:07:46,903 For god's sake that's a lime green drawstring. 214 00:07:46,938 --> 00:07:47,938 It's really practical. 215 00:07:47,939 --> 00:07:49,139 You can see it in the dark. 216 00:07:49,173 --> 00:07:50,450 CHIEF: I think I've made my point, 217 00:07:50,474 --> 00:07:51,808 let's all get back to work. 218 00:07:51,842 --> 00:07:52,986 OFFICER STANDING: What's wrong with my pants? 219 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:55,779 I... I... I thought this was a nice cut. 220 00:07:55,813 --> 00:07:57,080 So that's it, 221 00:07:57,114 --> 00:07:58,682 we're on desk duty forever? 222 00:07:58,716 --> 00:08:01,184 (GIGGLING) You know what? 223 00:08:01,218 --> 00:08:02,352 I'm just going to like... 224 00:08:02,386 --> 00:08:03,386 Alison that's not cool. 225 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:05,088 ALISON: Take my uniform off, 226 00:08:05,122 --> 00:08:06,356 ow and I don't know, 227 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,124 punch a civilian in the face, 228 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:10,126 ugh, yeah! (GUN FIRING) 229 00:08:10,161 --> 00:08:11,595 Hey! Hey! 230 00:08:13,931 --> 00:08:14,931 (GUN FIRING) 231 00:08:14,932 --> 00:08:17,434 (MOANING) 232 00:08:17,468 --> 00:08:18,735 You! 233 00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:20,637 ALISON: There's something about me! 234 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,405 And clean up that blood! 235 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,607 Yeah Chief. 236 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:25,075 There really is just... 237 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:26,443 something about her. 238 00:08:26,477 --> 00:08:27,744 You know what, 239 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:29,579 I'll fill out the paperwork for her. 240 00:08:29,614 --> 00:08:31,448 There's something about that girl. 241 00:08:33,451 --> 00:08:35,852 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 242 00:08:39,239 --> 00:08:41,607 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 243 00:08:43,243 --> 00:08:45,711 Oh geez. Kylie really went all out. 244 00:08:45,746 --> 00:08:48,581 I know I heard she spent $8,000 on the flowers alone. 245 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,716 And they were handpicked off the mountain 246 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:52,051 in Sound of Music. 247 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:54,520 - Wow wow wow wow wow. - Yeah, I know. 248 00:08:54,555 --> 00:08:56,499 Hey listen, thanks again for lending me this dress. 249 00:08:56,523 --> 00:08:57,834 I don't have anything fancy. You saved me. 250 00:08:57,858 --> 00:08:59,492 Oh my god, no problem at all. 251 00:08:59,526 --> 00:09:01,494 I have a ton of dresses that I only wear once. 252 00:09:01,528 --> 00:09:02,528 And you honestly, 253 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:03,563 you look great. 254 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:04,564 You look awesome. 255 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,065 Oh my god! 256 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,533 (DELIGHTED SCREAMING) 257 00:09:07,568 --> 00:09:09,368 (AIR SMOOCHING) 258 00:09:09,403 --> 00:09:11,270 Oh, hold the phone, 259 00:09:11,305 --> 00:09:13,039 oh my gosh, you look amazing, 260 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,574 Oh. 261 00:09:14,608 --> 00:09:16,409 WOMAN IN RED: This dress is fantastic! 262 00:09:16,443 --> 00:09:17,443 Thank you. 263 00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:20,379 WOMAN IN RED: You are so welcome! 264 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:23,216 (SIGHS) Well anyway, so I have to go get the bride a Xanax 265 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,427 and she doesn't like taking pills 266 00:09:24,451 --> 00:09:26,429 so I have to roll it up in prosciutto like I do for my dog. 267 00:09:26,453 --> 00:09:27,464 So I'll see you guys later, 268 00:09:27,488 --> 00:09:28,798 be good I'll talk to you afterwards, okay. 269 00:09:28,822 --> 00:09:30,056 - Bye! - Bye! 270 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,257 Bye! 271 00:09:33,093 --> 00:09:34,227 WOMAN IN LONG DRESS: O-M-G, 272 00:09:34,261 --> 00:09:36,229 that groomsman just totally checked me out. 273 00:09:36,263 --> 00:09:37,830 I think it's because of my dress. 274 00:09:38,165 --> 00:09:39,165 It's my dress. 275 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:40,433 Let's find our seats. 276 00:09:41,168 --> 00:09:43,169 Oh my god, I love that dress. 277 00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:45,938 - That dress? - Yeah. 278 00:09:45,973 --> 00:09:46,973 It's actually mine, 279 00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:47,974 - it's my dress. - Oh. 280 00:09:47,975 --> 00:09:49,509 I just lent it to her. 281 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:50,943 My dress. 282 00:09:50,978 --> 00:09:53,613 I'm sorry, I just, I have to tell you this, 283 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:55,781 every guy in here 284 00:09:55,816 --> 00:09:58,618 every guy is like who is the girl in the dress? 285 00:09:58,652 --> 00:09:59,696 Who's the girl in the dress? 286 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,521 You look radiant, you really do. 287 00:10:01,555 --> 00:10:03,623 Oh that's so sweet, thank you. 288 00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:06,959 Wow, looks like my dress is a hit, yay! 289 00:10:06,994 --> 00:10:08,161 Yay. 290 00:10:08,829 --> 00:10:09,829 You know I wore it, 291 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:11,864 actually I wore it to your wedding last year. 292 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:14,967 I don't remember you in it 293 00:10:15,002 --> 00:10:16,536 but I'm going to remember you, 294 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:20,072 - look at you, stunning, absolutely stunning. - Thanks. 295 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:21,851 I've got to tell you, I... I really did look stunning in it too 296 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,409 'cause I'm just a little bit taller 297 00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:25,211 so it just really hung really well on me. 298 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,245 Mhm. 299 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,680 Anyway, just so that you know 300 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:31,851 whose sort of intellectual taste was behind the dress. 301 00:10:31,885 --> 00:10:33,052 ("HERE COMES THE BRIDE") 302 00:10:33,086 --> 00:10:34,220 - Oh. - Oh. 303 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:41,594 ("HERE COMES THE BRIDE") 304 00:10:41,628 --> 00:10:43,062 (WHISPERS) Wow, great dress. 305 00:10:44,631 --> 00:10:46,699 (WHISPERS) It's my dress. 306 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,733 My dress. 307 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:52,738 ("HERE COMES THE BRIDE") 308 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:58,844 ? 309 00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:00,246 That's, that's my dress. 310 00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:03,416 Oh. 311 00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:05,418 The dress that all of you are talking about... 312 00:11:05,452 --> 00:11:06,485 Is this happening? 313 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,864 LINDA: It doesn't actually belong to her 314 00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:08,988 it's... it's like, 315 00:11:09,022 --> 00:11:11,724 it is my dress and I wear it quite successfully 316 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,359 it's a great dress, you were right, 317 00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:15,861 it is probably the nicest dress in the room. 318 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,863 (GASPS) 319 00:11:17,898 --> 00:11:18,931 Wow. 320 00:11:18,966 --> 00:11:20,710 Honestly how often are you going to wear it babe? 321 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:22,201 Yeah that's the point. 322 00:11:22,236 --> 00:11:24,437 Okay you know what, whatever. 323 00:11:24,471 --> 00:11:26,739 It's just this is my dress, sorry about that. 324 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,575 Everyone it is my dress, that's all. 325 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,410 I've said my peace, 326 00:11:31,445 --> 00:11:32,745 continue, 327 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,913 con-tin-ue. 328 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:35,114 BRIDE: Thanks. 329 00:11:39,152 --> 00:11:40,186 MINISTER: Dearly beloved, 330 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,421 we are gathered here today to celebrate the union... 331 00:11:42,456 --> 00:11:43,823 And that was my boyfriend. 332 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:45,091 BRIDE: Get out, get out. 333 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,292 I put in a few good years 334 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,960 that's why he's as good as he is now. 335 00:11:47,995 --> 00:11:49,172 - I told him to grow the beard. - Dammit. 336 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:50,263 LINDA: I did, come on! 337 00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:51,430 I groomed him for this. 338 00:11:51,465 --> 00:11:54,100 My years to make him who he is, okay. 339 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:55,234 You're a bad person. 340 00:11:55,269 --> 00:11:56,869 Yeah this is my gift, 341 00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:57,903 it was expensive, so. 342 00:11:57,904 --> 00:11:59,305 You're a bitch Linda. 343 00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:02,808 You ruin everything Linda! 344 00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:04,410 (GROANING) 345 00:12:04,444 --> 00:12:06,078 I'm not ready! 346 00:12:06,113 --> 00:12:07,590 I'm not ready, no I'm not ready, stop! 347 00:12:07,614 --> 00:12:08,614 Hehehehe woo woo. 348 00:12:08,615 --> 00:12:10,249 You're ready. The baby's ready. 349 00:12:10,284 --> 00:12:11,617 Hello, I have something... 350 00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:13,953 ah ah, I've got something, oooh, I need to say, 351 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:15,788 I'm not ready, you know what? 352 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,822 When you're pregnant 353 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,591 that's when people want to be with you, 354 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,626 everyone's so nice to you when you're pregnant, 355 00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:21,761 they're so nice. 356 00:12:21,795 --> 00:12:22,795 They offer you snacks. 357 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,096 Oooooh! 358 00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:25,931 And here's a goddamn seat, 359 00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:28,301 everyone is like, oh you're pregnant, you want this seat? 360 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:30,436 Hehehe, here's a seat, 361 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:34,307 here's a seat, and they tell you that you glow! 362 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:35,341 And then you have a baby 363 00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:37,153 and then they hate you, they hate your stroller. 364 00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:38,177 NURSE: Nobody hates you, 365 00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:39,178 nobody hates you Lila. 366 00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:40,980 You go in a restaurant, you know what happens? 367 00:12:41,014 --> 00:12:42,014 What happens? 368 00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:43,549 They hate you, even on a plane 369 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,484 and they wish you were dead, 370 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,020 they wish you and your crying baby were dead! 371 00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:49,488 That's the rest of your life, 372 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:51,991 that's the rest of your life when you have a baby, 373 00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:53,292 right there! 374 00:12:53,327 --> 00:12:56,162 So I'm good, I got another week left in me. 375 00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:58,497 Hello. Thank you for your time, what's your name? 376 00:12:58,532 --> 00:12:59,532 It doesn't matter. 377 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,943 What's your name? I don't give a shit. 378 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,111 You know what matters right now, 379 00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:03,502 this thing, hello. 380 00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:04,537 I'm not even pregnant. 381 00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:05,648 NURSE: I can see the baby's head. 382 00:13:05,672 --> 00:13:07,306 You can't it's a soba noodle. 383 00:13:07,341 --> 00:13:08,474 Security we have a runner. 384 00:13:08,508 --> 00:13:10,142 We have another hallway birth. 385 00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:11,677 You're the, I think you bite. 386 00:13:11,712 --> 00:13:13,145 Yeah, so last month 387 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,391 I almost got in a fist fight with this woman on the subway 388 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:16,826 - 'cause she breathed on my arm. - Oh. 389 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:19,018 Anyway, the next day I got my period and I was like, 390 00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:21,487 - oh that's what that was about. - Mhm. 391 00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:22,999 BLONDE WOMAN: I just never know when it's coming, 392 00:13:23,023 --> 00:13:24,023 it always takes me by surprise, 393 00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,301 you think I would have figured it out. 394 00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,170 BRUNETTE WOMAN: Oh girl, you should try my tracking app. 395 00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:28,494 - Oh. - It's amazing. 396 00:13:28,528 --> 00:13:30,162 It tells you when you're due, 397 00:13:30,197 --> 00:13:31,197 it keeps track of your moods. 398 00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:32,198 How? 399 00:13:32,199 --> 00:13:33,733 Oh it's easy, you just touch the phone 400 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:34,767 and it records your cycle. 401 00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:36,001 - Oh, like this? - No no! 402 00:13:36,036 --> 00:13:38,003 With your hands, you touch it with your hands! 403 00:13:38,038 --> 00:13:40,106 Oh yeah, you know what, 404 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,874 that does make more sense, sorry. 405 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,909 You could have at least used your own phone. 406 00:13:45,412 --> 00:13:47,413 I see that now my bad, my bad. 407 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:49,415 - (VIBRATING) - Oh um, 408 00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:50,883 someone is calling you. 409 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:51,917 Oh, can you send it to message, 410 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,329 I don't want to talk to anybody today. 411 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:56,355 - (BUZZING) - Yes, done. 412 00:13:58,024 --> 00:13:59,658 Kegels are really paying off. 413 00:13:59,693 --> 00:14:01,170 PINK JACKET: Okay, I'm heading out to the courtyard, 414 00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:02,505 I hope I see you ladies there soon. 415 00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,840 Yeah yeah, I'll be out in like two seconds, 416 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:04,864 just tidying up. 417 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:05,865 Sorry to bother you, 418 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,400 I'm new here, what's going on? 419 00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:09,168 Oh, uh, it's the lottery today, 420 00:14:09,202 --> 00:14:10,703 it's, um, the office lottery. 421 00:14:10,737 --> 00:14:12,705 I... I love lotteries, how does it work? 422 00:14:12,739 --> 00:14:13,739 Oh super easy, 423 00:14:13,774 --> 00:14:14,874 everyone puts in five bucks 424 00:14:14,908 --> 00:14:17,209 and then we put your name in this black box 425 00:14:17,244 --> 00:14:18,244 and if your name gets picked 426 00:14:18,245 --> 00:14:19,879 you get stoned to death in the courtyard. 427 00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:21,781 My god, I love it. 428 00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:23,393 I mean, there's just so much opportunity here. 429 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:24,417 Yeah there really is. 430 00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:26,218 I mean Mike won last week, uh, 431 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:28,064 so he gets stoned to death in about five minutes. 432 00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:30,222 Yay! I'm so excited. 433 00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:31,267 FLORAL JACKET WOMAN: Okay, come with me. 434 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,568 No honestly, if you get stoned to death 435 00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:33,770 someone else carries your workload, 436 00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:34,804 JANET: You don't have to work again. 437 00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:36,072 FLORAL JACKET WOMAN: No, not again. 438 00:14:36,096 --> 00:14:37,096 Oh the new girl. 439 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:38,731 - JANET: I'm Janet. - Hi Janet. 440 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:40,076 FLORAL JACKET WOMAN: You'll cover my accounts, right? 441 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,734 I mean, I'll cover your accounts. 442 00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:43,569 I never win anything. 443 00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:44,770 This is awesome! 444 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:47,116 FLORAL JACKET WOMAN: Alright, let's do this. 445 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,340 See ya later, 446 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,209 freedom 45, woo! 447 00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:55,247 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 448 00:14:58,216 --> 00:15:01,218 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 449 00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:04,855 Well, I think I'm going to turn in. 450 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,390 Okay, goodnight. 451 00:15:06,424 --> 00:15:08,392 - You're going to keep reading? - Yeah. 452 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:10,928 You know that light keeps me awake. 453 00:15:10,962 --> 00:15:12,963 Ugh, well what am I supposed to do? 454 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,934 I don't know, maybe try being less insensitive? 455 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:18,402 Maybe try not looking at a screen 456 00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:19,436 for thirty seconds of your life. 457 00:15:19,437 --> 00:15:20,971 Oh god, just because you're a luddite 458 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,316 who doesn't even know how to work a coffeemaker. 459 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,340 Okay, you know what, 460 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:25,609 stay up all night see if I freakin' care. 461 00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:26,844 - Fine. - Fine. 462 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,280 You know what? 463 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,415 This feels really good, I think we'll take it. 464 00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:32,449 I think so, yeah. 465 00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,285 - Yeah? Yay! - I love it. 466 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,121 Ah, this is so good. 467 00:15:37,155 --> 00:15:38,823 You know they say you spend half your life 468 00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:39,924 fighting in bed. 469 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,002 - WOMAN: I heard it. - WOMAN 2: Like officially? 470 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,026 WOMAN: Officially I heard it. 471 00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,427 WOMAN 2: Oh that's big. 472 00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:44,639 WOMAN: Did you hear officially it's supposed to snow in Toronto? 473 00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:46,307 - No I... I haven't heard anything... - That's official as well. 474 00:15:46,331 --> 00:15:47,508 It's supposed to snow in Montreal. 475 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:48,776 WOMAN: It's supposed to snow in Toronto as well. 476 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 - Toronto and Montreal. - Toronto and Montreal. 477 00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:51,175 Wow that's big. 478 00:15:53,471 --> 00:15:56,273 Oh, honey. 479 00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:57,308 This is so embarrassing. 480 00:15:57,342 --> 00:15:59,076 WOMAN: Go girl, you just let it out. 481 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,811 - Yeah. - What? 482 00:16:00,846 --> 00:16:01,889 You're a human being with emotions, 483 00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:03,658 nothing wrong with showing emotions at an office, 484 00:16:03,682 --> 00:16:05,426 you've got a life, sometimes that life, what's it gonna do? 485 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,584 It's gonna make you cry. 486 00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:08,786 WOMAN 2: Don't be embarrassed girl, you just cry. 487 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:09,820 Let it out girl, cry girl. 488 00:16:09,821 --> 00:16:10,821 Girl, cry. 489 00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:12,656 Cry. 490 00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,992 My boyfriend broke up with me last week. 491 00:16:15,026 --> 00:16:16,393 It's tough. 492 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:19,029 SANDY: He was supposed to come and pick up his stuff tonight 493 00:16:20,131 --> 00:16:24,468 and, uh, now he's sending an Uber driver. 494 00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:29,139 - Oh girl, cry. - Yeah? 495 00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:31,642 (IN UNISON) Yeah, you deserve a cry, girl. 496 00:16:31,676 --> 00:16:33,143 (SOBBING) 497 00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:34,879 (IN UNISON) Yeah, let it ooouuutttt. 498 00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:35,913 Ahhhhh. 499 00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:38,549 Ahhhhh. 500 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,583 There you go. 501 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:40,885 Feel better, girl? 502 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:41,986 Thanks. 503 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,497 - WOMAN 2: Good girl. - I needed that. 504 00:16:43,521 --> 00:16:44,555 WOMAN: Good cry girl. 505 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,666 WOMAN 2: That was a good one. 506 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:46,901 RED JACKET WOMAN: Should we go with Marianna? 507 00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:47,925 Let's give her a call. 508 00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:50,160 Oh my god, I'm so sorry everybody. 509 00:16:50,195 --> 00:16:51,762 I'm so sorry I'm late. 510 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,007 It was just like a really terrible morning. 511 00:16:53,031 --> 00:16:54,031 I couldn't find my keys... 512 00:16:54,032 --> 00:16:55,132 (GASPS) 513 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,134 PINK JACKET WOMAN: Oh, honey. 514 00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,802 - It's alright. - Oh, girl. 515 00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,371 You wanna cry, cry it out, girl. 516 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,639 PINK JACKET WOMAN: Cry, girl. 517 00:17:01,673 --> 00:17:03,484 STRIPED SHIRT WOMAN: I can see it there, there it is. 518 00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:04,508 PINK JACKET WOMAN: Let it out. 519 00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:05,676 Come on I want to see it, 520 00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:08,045 cry girl, there she is, 521 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,180 there's the cry girl. 522 00:17:10,215 --> 00:17:13,651 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 523 00:17:13,685 --> 00:17:16,387 You guys have changed the game for me 524 00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:17,888 and I cannot thank you enough. 525 00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:19,156 (IN UNISON) What do you mean? 526 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,401 SANDY: You have just released me. 527 00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:21,859 now I'm just accepting, you know, 528 00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:22,893 that we're all human beings 529 00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:24,828 and we have a range of emotions 530 00:17:24,863 --> 00:17:27,197 and it is okay to struggle. 531 00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:28,365 (IN UNISON) It is. 532 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,500 It's okay. 533 00:17:29,534 --> 00:17:30,868 Yeah. 534 00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:32,703 Ahhhhhh. 535 00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:34,738 (IN UNISON) You go girl! 536 00:17:34,773 --> 00:17:36,717 PINK SUIT WOMAN: Sandy you still haven't turned in that report 537 00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:38,709 from last week and then I got a call from a client 538 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:40,778 asking why you were crying on the phone. 539 00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,646 I'm going to need you to step it up. 540 00:17:44,249 --> 00:17:45,426 Honestly girl, there are good times to cry 541 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:46,928 and bad times, this is a bad time to cry. 542 00:17:46,952 --> 00:17:48,919 - Bad time. - Not in front of her. 543 00:17:48,954 --> 00:17:50,831 WHITE SHIRT WOMAN: No, girl no cry, girl no cry, girl no cry. 544 00:17:50,855 --> 00:17:52,656 Don't. Show that you can keep it together. 545 00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:53,891 Ugh. 546 00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:56,894 It's too late. 547 00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:01,398 Oh girl, what's going on girl? 548 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,600 I got fired. 549 00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:06,570 Why? 550 00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:09,206 I cried too much. 551 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,941 Ahhhhhh. 552 00:18:10,976 --> 00:18:13,377 (SOBBING) 553 00:18:13,411 --> 00:18:15,412 You cry girl, you earned this one girl. 554 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:16,447 - SANDY: Yeah? - Yeah. 555 00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:17,715 You're allowed to cry again. 556 00:18:17,749 --> 00:18:19,060 WHITE BLOUSE WOMAN: Now's the time girl, go ahead, girl. 557 00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,384 (LOUD SOBBING) 558 00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:23,754 - Ahhhh, yeah, cry, girl. - It's okay, girl. 559 00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:25,389 Do you need me to call you an Uber, girl? 560 00:18:25,423 --> 00:18:26,790 I don't want an Uber! 561 00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:27,825 DARK JACKET WOMAN: I'm sorry. 562 00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:30,127 Why would you bring that up? 563 00:18:30,161 --> 00:18:33,097 We'll get back to our, yeah. 564 00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:38,802 (LOUD SOBBING) 565 00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:40,037 Next. 566 00:18:40,505 --> 00:18:41,515 JENNIFER: Decaf Americano. 567 00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:43,507 - Sure can I get your name? - Jennifer. 568 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,175 Decaf Americano for Denver. 569 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,643 Ah no, it's Jennifer. 570 00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:49,013 BARISTA: A decaf Americano for Denver. 571 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,547 (BOOM) Oh, uh, my name is Jennif... 572 00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,259 Oh, you know what, I'm going to be late for work 573 00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:54,251 - I've gotta... - (FUN ENERGETIC POP MUSIC) 574 00:18:54,285 --> 00:18:56,387 WOMAN: Hey, look at yourself, 575 00:18:56,421 --> 00:18:57,788 you're Denver now. 576 00:18:58,823 --> 00:19:00,457 (GASPS) 577 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:02,493 You're right. 578 00:19:04,429 --> 00:19:05,963 I'm Denver now. 579 00:19:05,997 --> 00:19:08,132 (FUN ENERGETIC POP MUSIC) 580 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,600 Ow, you're bad. 581 00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:11,602 Whoa. 582 00:19:14,639 --> 00:19:16,306 (GASPS) 583 00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:18,675 (IN UNISON) It's Denver. 584 00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,644 What are you doing here Denver? 585 00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:22,112 You don't even work here Denver. 586 00:19:22,147 --> 00:19:24,281 Denver, you work on the beach. 587 00:19:24,315 --> 00:19:25,382 I do. 588 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,785 Denver, your boyfriend Almand owns a private beach 589 00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:29,820 and you have your own pottery studio there. 590 00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:32,022 I do. 591 00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:34,491 (FUN ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC) 592 00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:37,194 JENNIFER: You ladies can kiss my perfect pink asshole, 593 00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:38,495 Denver out. 594 00:19:40,698 --> 00:19:42,332 How did I get so lucky? 595 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,068 Artisanal potter 596 00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:46,370 and a Rhodes scholar. 597 00:19:47,572 --> 00:19:49,206 - (GRRR) - (GASPS) 598 00:19:50,742 --> 00:19:55,179 FRIENDS: Heyyyyyy! 599 00:19:55,213 --> 00:19:56,213 AMELIE: Yo girl, 600 00:19:56,214 --> 00:20:00,350 it's your girl Amelie, I invented ros�. 601 00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:01,385 I'm Wimberley. 602 00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:03,720 I'm a tattoo artist and an Instagram star. 603 00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:04,855 I have eight boyfriends 604 00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:06,590 and a wife named Tamby. 605 00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,058 Hi, I'm Tamby. 606 00:20:09,761 --> 00:20:13,864 Wow, guys, Fros�s for everyone, lets party. 607 00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:14,898 Wooooo! 608 00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:19,937 (FUN DANCE MUSIC) 609 00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:24,984 ? 610 00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:35,919 Who wants some delicious coffees? 611 00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:37,788 (IN UNISON) I do! Yeah! 612 00:20:38,957 --> 00:20:43,927 (FUN DANCE MUSIC) 613 00:20:43,962 --> 00:20:45,129 ? 614 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,440 BARISTA: Coffees up for Wimberly, 615 00:20:46,464 --> 00:20:49,466 Amelie, Denver, Tamby and Almand. 616 00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:57,241 Noooo! 617 00:20:57,275 --> 00:21:00,110 Uh, sorry, this is supposed to be a soy latte. 618 00:21:02,514 --> 00:21:03,947 Milk gives me nosebleeds. 619 00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:06,850 (SIGHS) I'm such a goddamn Alan. 620 00:21:08,486 --> 00:21:09,586 Shut up. 621 00:21:09,587 --> 00:21:17,587 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 622 00:21:17,637 --> 00:21:22,187 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0